Jesse James in Posing as a Nazi... in a Nazi Hat. This Just Keeps Getting Better.

Jesse James' lawyer fielded questions about the recently surfaced photo of the biker in Nazi attire (above) and chalked the whole thing up as a joke between Jesse and - wait for it - his Jewish godfather. CNN reports:

"The hat may have been in poor taste, but it was given to James as a gag gift by his Jewish godfather, attorney Joe Yanny said.
Possessing Nazi memorabilia does not make someone a neo-Nazi, he said.
As evidence that James is no anti-Semite, Yanny said James lived for nearly a month in an Israeli kibbutz."

Wow, Jesse James' lawyer blows. Israeli kibbutz? Seriously? If he was my client, not only would I have said he jumped over the Holocaust with his motorcycle, I'd also claim he invented the bagel while visiting his bubbie. That's how you practice law, my friends. That's how you practice law.  [source]