Lindsay Lohan does a photo shoot for COMPLEX right before the big house!

Rappers might be on that rock shit, but Lindsay Lohan is on that rap shit. Flaking on interviews? Check. Unrepentant bad behaviour? Check. Gully enough to ignore a bench warrant, come back from Europe for a legal hearing, and have her court-supplied alcohol bracelet go off at the MTV Movie Awards? Check and mate.  [source]



Warrant issued for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan.

A judge just issued a bench warrant for Lindsay Lohan's arrest, after she failed to show up in court this morning ... and the judge says she has reason to believe Lindsay has a drug and alcohol problem.

Judge Marsha Revel was tough as nails this morning, scoffing at the notion that Lindsay's "someone-stole-my-passport" excuse was a justification for missing court. 

Judge Revel set bail at $100,000 and said Lindsay can post bail and remain free until the next court hearing, IF she does the following:

- drink no alcohol
- wear a SCRAM bracelet
- submit to random drug testing at least once a week

Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, told the judge the story TMZ broke -- that Lindsay claimed her passport was stolen and she tried getting on a flight to make it on time but was turned away.

At one point Holley said, "I don't know what else to tell you."

But the judge didn't buy Lindsay's argument, saying "Actions speak louder than words."  The judge felt Lindsay could have gotten a replacement passport and made it back on time.  And, the judge said Lindsay had "a history of not keeping scheduled appointments."

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Lindsay Lohan gets axed from movie... because she's a hot mess.

Well it looks like things are only getting worse for the party queen Lindsay Lohan.  She was going to be starring in a new movie about a grad student who is working on a deserted island, but now she has apparently been dropped from the film because she is not “bankable” according to a source connected with the movie… OUCH!  That’s one of the worst things you can hear when you’re an actor/actress.  “Not bankable”…wow… “No one will make any money on this film as long as your face is on it.  Go kill yourself.”

The writer and director, David Michaels told TMZ “Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we'll soon be announcing a replacement."  Other sources say that individuals involved in the movie were apprehensive about having someone as unreliable as Lindsay Lohan working on the film.  That sounds about right.

“The Other Side” will also star Woody Harrleson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette.  A lot of big names… and they don’t want the big and tarnished name of Lindsay Lohan mingling with theirs.  Who can blame them?



"Hey Look... a Penny!" Lindsay Lohan Falls Down Drunk Again...

Lindsay Lohan, with all the grace in the world of course, fell on her hass leaving an Xbox party.  Obviously she was tripped by the paparazzi... or maybe it was the gallon of vodka she drank, once again.  Maybe she needs a solid fall on her head to restart her brain, and her career.



Lindsay Lohan is Broke!

Lindsay Lohan is so broke that she can't even pay her rent on time!

The wacktress was two months behind on her rent and even got a legal notice from her landlord threatening eviction. Although we have no clue where she got the ca$h, Lindsay just paid $23,000 to become current.

But there's practically no chance for her to earn money acting because the offers are non-existent. No one wants to work with her due to the substance abuse issues.

And Dina isn't helping! The people who know that Lindsay needs help and furious with Orange Oprah because she's insisting that La Loca is okay, therefore enabling her! [source]

Put down the freakin booze, and get to work you hobo...