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Jersey Shore Cast Denied Access to Clubs Because the Cast & Crew is Too Big... who cares.

And here we thought the Jersey Shore kids were being denied entrance because they're too violent!

An inside source from a nightclub in South Beach has revealed that the reason they haven't been letting Snooki & Co. into the club is because the show's crew is too large!!

"The reason we don't want them in our club isn't because of fights-its because we have to shut down half our club and we lose a huge amount of revenue," tells the source.

According to the source, the production has been demanding "an entire area" next to the bar for the cast to pAArty it up, while camera crews, security and miscellaneous crew members take up almost half of the club!

"Nobody can get near them or go to that bar!," the insider says. "And to top it off they start bugging everyone to sign releases to be filmed."  [source]